Flying Spaghetti Monster

Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread...and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.
Seek salvation? Join his team may you be touched by his noodly appendage! Also a beer volcano and stripper factory awaits believers in the afterlife! May y'all find the way and get saved. R'amen.
This team is for adherents of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.