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Dihydrogen Monoxide is a harmful chemical known to cause severe health effects. Accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small amounts, can cause death. Prolonged exposure to it causes tissue damage, to the point where this substance has even be found in biopsies of tumors and lesions.

Research has also shown acid rain contains extremely high quantities of DMHO. But that's not the only thing that DMHO is in. DMHO is in almost every single product we buy, and the FDA refuses to regulate it.

Will you join me in the fight against the use of DMHO in our food products? We deserve a better place and a better world, and not to be fooled into buying subpar products.

To sign the petition, just say "I am against DMHO" in the replies to this forum thread. Let's fight against dihydrogen monoxide together!

I am against DMHO!

I am against DMHO!

I am against DMHO!

DMHO is against me!

Being the pedant that I am, I can't say "I am against DMHO." Instead, I will use the official IUPAC name:

I am against oxidane!

I will admit that I am addicted to this substance though. So addicted in fact, that complete withdrawal would result in death in just days. I can't even go a day without it before I start to feel severe withdrawal symptoms!

I am against DMHO :)

Bro some of the most notorious serial killers and corrupt world leaders consumed large quantities of DMHO. Coincidence? I think not! In fact, Adolf Hitler's body was made up of around 60% DMHO! that should tell you all you need to know. This is why we NEED to get rid of it.

@Luke_Owen said in #9:
> Bro some of the most notorious serial killers and corrupt world leaders consumed large quantities of DMHO. Coincidence? I think not! In fact, Adolf Hitler's body was made up of around 60% DMHO! that should tell you all you need to know. This is why we NEED to get rid of it.
Isn't that a good thing? Because then we can just get people tested, and rule out the evil!